Trusted Beverage Identity Gateway
HTTP 418 Ready
Enterprise Teapot Verification
TeaCaptcha protects premium steeping infrastructure from mugs, kettles, coffee sympathizers,
and other unverified vessels.
- RFC-inspired denial workflows
- Audit-grade spout scoring
- Tribunal-ready rejection packets
Current Risk Rating
Unverified Vessel
Applicants with bean-forward intent will be denied without prejudice and with style.
Please complete the following checks to establish legitimate teapothood. The system is objective,
scientific, and deeply suspicious of you.
Average decision time
4 ceremonial days
Trusted by
9,412 anxious teapots
Spout Confidence
Pending
Lid Integrity
Pending
Pour Compliance
Pending
Brew Intent
Pending
Teapotworthiness Index
18%
Verification Verdict
Denied
Tribunal Reference
TEA-0000
Appeal window pending.
Cousin of a kettle
418 times denied
Emotionally cappuccino
312 tribunal strikes
Handle with mug energy
99.8% suspicious
ISO-418
SteamSafe
RFC-ish
BeanGuard